I could have told you. You can窶冲 cut a quarter ounce of 94% down to 30% without getting complaints. You窶冤l be lucky if somebody don窶冲 come around to break your head!
You are about to discover that it is both unethical and illegal to sell gutted Smoke Detectors as 窶廸ew and Light Weight窶.
No, your little scheme won窶冲 work. Office copiers are not sophisticated enough for a counterfeiting operation. And, by the way, there is no 'Billion Dollar' bill.
You should have known better than to flood the market with those flammable children窶冱 pajamas. SOME parents are opposed to roasting their offspring like just so many marshmallows.
Yep, I窶冦 afraid an IRS audit is only a matter of time. You can expect your notice at any moment. I窶囘 book that flight to Honduras immediately and consider burning down my accountant窶冱 office.
